Tuesday 09 February 2010
New Element Discovered in South Africa to Be Included on the Periodic Table:
The Nuclear Physics Department of the University of Stellenbosch has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Monday 08 February 2010
My Spam is better than DMDad's!!!!!
Money just rolling in!!!!
My associate has helped me to send your first payment of US$7,500 to you
as instructed by Mr.James Gordon Brown the British prime minister after
the last G20 meeting that was held on April 2nd in London, making you one
of the beneficaries. Here is the information below:
MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER:8024087629
SENDER NAME:SOLOMON
Last name:DANEIL
Address:London,Uk
AMOUNT: US$7,500
I told him to keep sending you US$7,500 twice a week until the FULL
payment of (US $360,000.00 Dollars) is completed within 6 (six) Months.For
track, send your
Full Names via Email to:
Mr Garry Moore
E-mail:western_uniontransfer15@iwrahost.com
Tel:+447024044997
More money!!!!!
FUND FINAL PAYMENT BOARD/PAYMENT SETTLEMENT VALUE AMOUNT: $850,000.00USD:
We Apologize for the delay of your payment and all the Inconveniences and
hiccups that we might have caused you. However, we were having some minor
problem with our payment systems, which is Inexplicable, and have held us
stranded and Indolent, not having the Prerequisite to
devote our 100% endowment in accrediting foreign payments.
We apologized once again, for the delay. From the Record of outstanding
Debts due for payment to you for { AWARD LOTTERY FUND CLAIMS AND
INHERITANCE CLAIM}
THIS OFFICE: FUND PAYMENT COMMITTEE IN CONJUNCTION WITH OVERSEAS CREDIT
COMMISSION has been mandated to Make pay all outstanding debts
your name and Particulars were discovered as next on the list due for
outstanding
payment.
We wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and
can be accelerated so that your payment can be processed and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from
therecord in our file, YOUR APPROVED PAYMENT IS US$850,000.00Usd
(EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS).
You are advised to choose any preferred method of which you will like to
receive the payment with
{1} Certified Bank Draft Mail to your home address.
{2} Wire Transfer to your nominated bank account of your choice within
48hours
Soon as you get in touched with Mr. James White Overseas Credit Commission.
E-mail:james_white44@hotmail.com
In the light of this mentioned.
You are required to furnish this office with the following information, as
this will enable us to process and release your cash prize without any
further
delay.
NOTE THAT THESE DETAILS ARE VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR PAYMENT
Your Full Name:
Your valid Telephone and fax Numbers:
Present occupation:
Date of birth:
Your account info for wire transfer into your account:
Residential Address:
Forward your urgent reply/payment information's to
Mr. James White
Via this e-mail:james_white02@w.cn,
for speedy release of your long
Over-due payment
Mrs. Rosemary Russell.
VICE PRESIDENT
FINAL PAYMENT SETTLEMENT
@2009
Damn, he knows the upcoming lottery numbers!!!!!!!!
Goodday Sir/Madam, My name is Mr Calvin Westlin, I work in the Euro Lottery. I am soliciting your assistance for a swift transfer of 4,528,000 GBP, should you be willing to assist me in this project, you will be giving me just 25% of your winnings. Just as a brief, due to my position in the company I can make it happen that you would be a winner of the above stated amount. Naturally, every body would like to play a lottery if they are assured of winning. I am assuring you today to be a winner, please do not take for granted this once in a life time opportunity as we both stand to collectively gain from this at the success of the transaction. Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction please do respond to my secure e-mail : calvinwestlin@iwrahost.com Regards, Mr Calvin Westlin
I am way ahead of DMDad when it comes to retirement!!!!
My associate has helped me to send your first payment of US$7,500 to you
as instructed by Mr.James Gordon Brown the British prime minister after
the last G20 meeting that was held on April 2nd in London, making you one
of the beneficaries. Here is the information below:
MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER:8024087629
SENDER NAME:SOLOMON
Last name:DANEIL
Address:London,Uk
AMOUNT: US$7,500
I told him to keep sending you US$7,500 twice a week until the FULL
payment of (US $360,000.00 Dollars) is completed within 6 (six) Months.For
track, send your
Full Names via Email to:
Mr Garry Moore
E-mail:western_uniontransfer15@iwrahost.com
Tel:+447024044997
More money!!!!!
FUND FINAL PAYMENT BOARD/PAYMENT SETTLEMENT VALUE AMOUNT: $850,000.00USD:
We Apologize for the delay of your payment and all the Inconveniences and
hiccups that we might have caused you. However, we were having some minor
problem with our payment systems, which is Inexplicable, and have held us
stranded and Indolent, not having the Prerequisite to
devote our 100% endowment in accrediting foreign payments.
We apologized once again, for the delay. From the Record of outstanding
Debts due for payment to you for { AWARD LOTTERY FUND CLAIMS AND
INHERITANCE CLAIM}
THIS OFFICE: FUND PAYMENT COMMITTEE IN CONJUNCTION WITH OVERSEAS CREDIT
COMMISSION has been mandated to Make pay all outstanding debts
your name and Particulars were discovered as next on the list due for
outstanding
payment.
We wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in square hole and
can be accelerated so that your payment can be processed and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from
therecord in our file, YOUR APPROVED PAYMENT IS US$850,000.00Usd
(EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS).
You are advised to choose any preferred method of which you will like to
receive the payment with
{1} Certified Bank Draft Mail to your home address.
{2} Wire Transfer to your nominated bank account of your choice within
48hours
Soon as you get in touched with Mr. James White Overseas Credit Commission.
E-mail:james_white44@hotmail.com
In the light of this mentioned.
You are required to furnish this office with the following information, as
this will enable us to process and release your cash prize without any
further
delay.
NOTE THAT THESE DETAILS ARE VERY IMPORTANT FOR YOUR PAYMENT
Your Full Name:
Your valid Telephone and fax Numbers:
Present occupation:
Date of birth:
Your account info for wire transfer into your account:
Residential Address:
Forward your urgent reply/payment information's to
Mr. James White
Via this e-mail:james_white02@w.cn,
for speedy release of your long
Over-due payment
Mrs. Rosemary Russell.
VICE PRESIDENT
FINAL PAYMENT SETTLEMENT
@2009
Damn, he knows the upcoming lottery numbers!!!!!!!!
Goodday Sir/Madam, My name is Mr Calvin Westlin, I work in the Euro Lottery. I am soliciting your assistance for a swift transfer of 4,528,000 GBP, should you be willing to assist me in this project, you will be giving me just 25% of your winnings. Just as a brief, due to my position in the company I can make it happen that you would be a winner of the above stated amount. Naturally, every body would like to play a lottery if they are assured of winning. I am assuring you today to be a winner, please do not take for granted this once in a life time opportunity as we both stand to collectively gain from this at the success of the transaction. Should you be willing to assist me in this transaction please do respond to my secure e-mail : calvinwestlin@iwrahost.com Regards, Mr Calvin Westlin
I am way ahead of DMDad when it comes to retirement!!!!
Thursday 04 February 2010
"When do the whiteys have to start worrying?"
This Question was posted on the following link.
What people always fail to remember is that the Afrikaner (Boer) nation was born out of oppression. (Quick Take on History)
When the Dutch landed in SA and started their post a lot of other nations also had influence in this country like the French. Out of them the Afrikaner was born which was a farming community in then Dutch colony.
As time went by the Dutch started to impose themselves on this Farming community and as a result we came to the Groot Trek (Great trek) Where these brave souls loaded their ox wagens and trekked up North into Dark Africa.
As they went they no obviously started to meet the natives which as we know where not killed at sight. They (Piet Retief) went to the Zulu king and negotioted for land and was ultimately massacred by the Zulus.
Then gold was discovered and the English started their on slaught. They even went so far as to murder our woman and children in concentration camps. Only in 1910 a Union was declared. Independence on a win for the white minority only came in 1948 to 1994 when we where betrayed by the likes of FW de klerk.
No that is just shy of 50 years of power which started in a depression like the world has never seen (WW2) In those years we tried to build a first world bubble in deep africa, Which succeeded. Great hospitals, infrastucture, defence force etc.
Now as we know, that bubble got pricked in 1994 and hence all the great hospitals, roads and rail is at a point of collapse.
And the white people (Which is no longer the Afrikaner by himself but a mix of white races) that is being oppressed by a goverment who's only ideology is to enrich themselves and their closest connected partners.
Now what do we need to do, wait for horrible things to happen to the white nation? Sorry but it is not going to happen, it has already started with farm murders and the so called BEE BBBEEE structures.
Which by the way is the reason that old clever Julius is calling for nationalisation of the mines.
It is to save all those BEE deals in the background that is turning sour.
Who is going to stop us! Lets say they deploy the army to oppress us. No chance, they could net even get Lesotho under control a couple of years ago. That is why we have the new gun laws. They are shit scared to have an armed population. Just see what happened when Bok van Blerk released the song De la Rey.
The goverment was in uproar that the white nations is going to take up arms as we where fueled by this song!
I am sorry but life is yet still to comfortable for us. But when it does turn sour I believe that we shall stand united.
What people always fail to remember is that the Afrikaner (Boer) nation was born out of oppression. (Quick Take on History)
When the Dutch landed in SA and started their post a lot of other nations also had influence in this country like the French. Out of them the Afrikaner was born which was a farming community in then Dutch colony.
As time went by the Dutch started to impose themselves on this Farming community and as a result we came to the Groot Trek (Great trek) Where these brave souls loaded their ox wagens and trekked up North into Dark Africa.
As they went they no obviously started to meet the natives which as we know where not killed at sight. They (Piet Retief) went to the Zulu king and negotioted for land and was ultimately massacred by the Zulus.
Then gold was discovered and the English started their on slaught. They even went so far as to murder our woman and children in concentration camps. Only in 1910 a Union was declared. Independence on a win for the white minority only came in 1948 to 1994 when we where betrayed by the likes of FW de klerk.
No that is just shy of 50 years of power which started in a depression like the world has never seen (WW2) In those years we tried to build a first world bubble in deep africa, Which succeeded. Great hospitals, infrastucture, defence force etc.
Now as we know, that bubble got pricked in 1994 and hence all the great hospitals, roads and rail is at a point of collapse.
And the white people (Which is no longer the Afrikaner by himself but a mix of white races) that is being oppressed by a goverment who's only ideology is to enrich themselves and their closest connected partners.
Now what do we need to do, wait for horrible things to happen to the white nation? Sorry but it is not going to happen, it has already started with farm murders and the so called BEE BBBEEE structures.
Which by the way is the reason that old clever Julius is calling for nationalisation of the mines.
It is to save all those BEE deals in the background that is turning sour.
Who is going to stop us! Lets say they deploy the army to oppress us. No chance, they could net even get Lesotho under control a couple of years ago. That is why we have the new gun laws. They are shit scared to have an armed population. Just see what happened when Bok van Blerk released the song De la Rey.
The goverment was in uproar that the white nations is going to take up arms as we where fueled by this song!
I am sorry but life is yet still to comfortable for us. But when it does turn sour I believe that we shall stand united.
Life and times of......
Me.
Damn I need to go and fish! My family life is negatively impacting on my favorite hobby. Not to go to my other passion which is woodworking. Must actually start the tools up to see if they still work. Might be surprised to find that some of them departed to the great toolshed in the sky.
I also need to have a couple of drinks with people that I have not seen in a while. Our work commitments makes us quite unsociable. No wonder Facebook has become this faceless monster. I even have to send meeting invites to invite my friends so that they have it in the calenders when we want to have a braai(BBQ). WTF!!!
What happened to a simple call and of we go! It is not like their is a shortage of fucking phones.
I even have friends that I can't remember nor know, they should have some categories on Facebook friends. Maybe like Friends, some other peoples Friends, school idiots, my friends, friends, friends,... And a Who the Fuck are you group.
It would be interesting to see where people place you in their friend profiles.
I really need to go fish....
Otherwise I can think of more useless shit to post while I am supposed to work.
Damn I need to go and fish! My family life is negatively impacting on my favorite hobby. Not to go to my other passion which is woodworking. Must actually start the tools up to see if they still work. Might be surprised to find that some of them departed to the great toolshed in the sky.
I also need to have a couple of drinks with people that I have not seen in a while. Our work commitments makes us quite unsociable. No wonder Facebook has become this faceless monster. I even have to send meeting invites to invite my friends so that they have it in the calenders when we want to have a braai(BBQ). WTF!!!
What happened to a simple call and of we go! It is not like their is a shortage of fucking phones.
I even have friends that I can't remember nor know, they should have some categories on Facebook friends. Maybe like Friends, some other peoples Friends, school idiots, my friends, friends, friends,... And a Who the Fuck are you group.
It would be interesting to see where people place you in their friend profiles.
I really need to go fish....
Otherwise I can think of more useless shit to post while I am supposed to work.
Tuesday 26 January 2010
What do you know.....
I have a busy schedule to get through in the next couple of months and it is only going to be fun.
Next month, another camping trip at the Narrows in Kaapsehoop. A lovely private camp in the middle of a couple of trees next to stream and surrounded by nature. And the odd empty bottle of Captains floating around in camp.
Then March we are of to a dam with another fishing trip with the children. End of March of to Balito with the family.
Beginning June it is us and the Transkei for the yearly Kosi fishing team trip. We should one day go back to Kosi before the name changes to the Transkei group.
Now the only thing that spoils all of this is the work in-between, Think I must play the Powerball lotto. That can get rid of this nasty habit.
Next month, another camping trip at the Narrows in Kaapsehoop. A lovely private camp in the middle of a couple of trees next to stream and surrounded by nature. And the odd empty bottle of Captains floating around in camp.
Then March we are of to a dam with another fishing trip with the children. End of March of to Balito with the family.
Beginning June it is us and the Transkei for the yearly Kosi fishing team trip. We should one day go back to Kosi before the name changes to the Transkei group.
Now the only thing that spoils all of this is the work in-between, Think I must play the Powerball lotto. That can get rid of this nasty habit.
Monday 25 January 2010
BLAH, Blah, Blah, Eeeeh, Eeeeh!!!
And that my fellow reader is the negative state of mind that I am in again in again in again .....
Friday 22 January 2010
TGIF!
This week was hard.
One of these bright and rainy days I am going to go to the JRA (Johannesburg road agency) Another department who only exists on paper and draw a salary.
It is not like you see any improvements or maintenance. But I am still going to go to their offices and shove a tube of Silicon up the ass of the person responsible for maintaining robots (Traffic lights). Then I am going to ask him to go to the toilet and take a shit!
Hopefully he will come back with a negative on the shit experience.
Eish,,,,,my ass is sealed by the silicone!!!
Exactly use some of it on the fucking traffic lights so that they work when it is raining!
One of these bright and rainy days I am going to go to the JRA (Johannesburg road agency) Another department who only exists on paper and draw a salary.
It is not like you see any improvements or maintenance. But I am still going to go to their offices and shove a tube of Silicon up the ass of the person responsible for maintaining robots (Traffic lights). Then I am going to ask him to go to the toilet and take a shit!
Hopefully he will come back with a negative on the shit experience.
Eish,,,,,my ass is sealed by the silicone!!!
Exactly use some of it on the fucking traffic lights so that they work when it is raining!
Thursday 21 January 2010
The week that was
Last week I did some more repairs to my old hilux. It was time for new brake shoes and disks. For a change the thing now stops in a straight line when the brakes are applied. The job kept me busy for nearly 6 hours.
Sunday we took the children to the valley of the waves and had very tiring day. I think I went down the tubes close to a hundred times with the children. It felt more than a thousand when I woke up on Monday morning.
I believe there might be something wrong with the comments on this page, if so then I can't help as it must be either your machine or google who is screwing around.
Sunday we took the children to the valley of the waves and had very tiring day. I think I went down the tubes close to a hundred times with the children. It felt more than a thousand when I woke up on Monday morning.
I believe there might be something wrong with the comments on this page, if so then I can't help as it must be either your machine or google who is screwing around.
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